An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
You are my drunkenness... I did not sober up, as if I can do that; I don't want to anyway. I have a headache, my knees are full of scars I am in mud all around I struggle to walk towards your hesitant light.”
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.
God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.